Showing posts with label Am I Right?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Am I Right?. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Am I Right or Am I Right?: About Amusement Park Visitors

Ok so I work at an amusement park and it is terrible. From rumbustious kids to loud obnoxious parents amusements park are crazy. I also noticed that people leave their brains right in the parking lot. Like I would be on the mic spieling "secure all loose articles" or "don't leave any loose articles on the platform" (most roller coaster stations are elevated platforms) and I'd probably say that six times in one setting. Yet and still there is always some idiot that leaves their shit on the platform or does exactly what I said not to do five seconds prior. Or I would say "hey don't lean on the air gates" and people just stare at me like I'm on crack.
That's not the only thing that bothers me, it's the parents. It's like when you tell them their kid isn't tall enough to ride it's like the beginning of World War 3. Like you measure their kid and you are 120% sure they are not tall enough but you measure them so you don't get fired it's like they are willing to loss a child for a 30second ride. Then it's the employee's fault that their kids can't ride, we don't create the rider requirements and restrictions.
One more thing, big people. I hate being the bearer of bad news when a larger person can't fit but think about it. A roller coaster or flat ride can only hold but so much weight, most coasters (I'm thinking all coasters) go faster with more weight on them. That is dangerous because sometimes the train will skip the breaks and could hurt someone. So imagine a 200lb person getting on the ride, all that weight could be very dangerous or a roller coaster that is only meant to go 75mph at the fastest. So anyways, (long sidebar) people get frustrated and get mad and try to sue the park because they are just big as fuck. Like seriously, this one lady tried to complain to my sup that I didn't try hard enough to squeeze her in the seat. Don't be a dumb ass, I am not supposed to jam you in a seat, either lose weight or try another ride. So am I right or am I right about amusement park visitors?     

Monday, June 25, 2012

Am I Right or Am I Right?: About Women Beaters

I have never really understand why some guys beat on women. Frankly, I don't understand why people fight other than to defend what is theirs or in self-defense. There is never (NEVER!) a reason to put your hands on a woman. I don't care how much she provokes you, you are never supposed to hit a woman.
I know that some girls encourage this directly and indirectly. Directly if you constantly pushing a man to hit you or hitting on them. Indirectly by allowing a man to constantly beat on them or not calling a man out on his actions.
Frankly, I think men that hit women are insecure. They don't have the balls to fight a man and feel powerful beating on a woman. Guys like that are weak and cheap, they are terrible and have no self-worth. I think they are the scum of the earth. So am I right or am I right about women beaters.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Am I Right or Am I Right?: About Straight Girls Switching Teams

Now I know I'm the worst contender but, I'm not one to write about something I don't know about. I was one of those girls that because of a couple bad guys became a lesbian and a year later became bisexual. My entire eleventh grade year I was into girl all because some guy fucked me over.
This guy I met at my place of employment and he was really nice, until some broad picked up his phone and  I had it with guys. So, months after the break up I decided I just wanted to have fun and mess around with girls. I never fell in love with a girl never caught feelings for a girl, for me, being a lesbian was a phase not a lifestyle. I knew for sure I wasn't going to marry a female so it was a phase.
I used to go out with girl, take them out, get the goods and leave. Almost how a male would act, maybe I was doing the same thing that guys did to me.
But, anyway, most girls like myself switch teams because men do they wrong and they think it'll be easier or different. If any girl that has even been with me romantically would know that girls aren't any different than men, just more unnecessary emotions involved. So am I right or am I right about straight girls going gay?

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Am I Right or Am I Right?: About Attention Whores

Everyone has that one friend that just craves the limelight and will do anything to get. They'll lie, pretend, act and fake anything to become the center of attention. I had this friend (I don't know if she was really a friend) that was the biggest attention whore. This girl faked a pregnancy, sucked off the entire freshman and a percentage of the senior class and I think was a chronic liar. This one instance in particular really pushed me to the edge. 
My best friend since fourth grade went to the same high school as me and it was cool because we didn't attend the same middle school so we caught up on a lot. Anyway, I was caught in between and feud between my best friend and this attention craving girl. To this day, I regret ever being so close to her (the attention whore not my best friend). The situation was that the attention whore "stole" my best friend's boyfriend or I think that's what happened. Anyway, this girl knew she was wrong and continued seeing him after she knew what she did. Me being the type that hates being the middle-man I hated being the person that was caught in the middle. She'd tell me things to say to her and report back, it was back and forth. I still don't know why I let her bully me like that (maybe because I was freshmen and didn't know any better. I wasn't as ballsy as I am now, then).
Looking back at that time, I realized she used me to keep her reputation (her flawed rep) and make her the whore of attention. 
So am I right or am I right, about attention whore?